We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just found puke in my bra..
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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