I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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