I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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