wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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