Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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