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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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