try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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