He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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