I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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