Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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