we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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