Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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