:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
