People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
