ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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