Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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