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  Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.

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• (760): View more from California

  Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha

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  I hate my life

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• (+44): View more from England

  Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?

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• (925): View more from California

  I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

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  Find him and marry him.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.

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• (518): View more from New York

  My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me

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