Buhtt sex?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think people are normalizing furries
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