I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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