I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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