Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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