i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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