I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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