Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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