Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You're like the curious george of whores
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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