Cold hands, warm shart.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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