Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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