I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
