How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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