We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Randomize
