it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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