he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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