just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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