In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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