I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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