No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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