I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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