That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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