she looked like the before picture.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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