was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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