By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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