she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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