One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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