do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So. Much. Porn.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
