Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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