I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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