he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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