Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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