I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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