oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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