can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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