I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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