I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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