Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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