Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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