This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
