This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's shark week go big or go home
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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